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Rob KearnsMember for 23 years 10 months
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As a new member, I would just like to say how good the site looks and feels.
Too long has the humble planner been cast in the shadows of the project manager!

As a change from the norm how about introducing a forum created for a more light-hearted view of planning where members can share some humorous tales of how their projects have gone awry.

My favourite:

How good is your risk analysis? We didnt see this one coming!
A hugely important project was thrown into disarray after the whole development team resigned en-bloc after being head-hunted by a start-up company, leaving no expertise in that field in the company to complete the project.

or

Many years ago on a military project the project team had a problem with the sensitivity of some fuses. Specifically the anti-disturbance switch wasnt sensitive enough. Weeks were spent trying to correct this. Planning was intense as daily progress reviews were being held to assess the corrective action. Eventually the solution was found and implemented and the Ministry of Defence were invited to see the new design. Everything was going well with the until a train passed the factory about 100 yards away and set all the fuses off.

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    Chu Chong Keong ·
    I agree with you 100%. Its true, plannners have too long being under the shadows of the project managers. When the project goes wrong, lousy planning by the planners. On the other hand, when it is successful, a brilliant and far sighted capability of the PM. Hurrah to all planners.
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    Clive Holloway ·
    A good Project Manager will always have a good planner at his side, it is called teamwork. The PM is left wanting without a useful planner at his side.
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    David Bordoli ·

    Smiles

    Hi Rob...

    Yes... what about a bit of humour... maybe there should be a forum for the light-hearted stuff!

    I try to lighten my presentations with the odd joke or definition (and usually fall foul of inappropriate humour).

    One that I like, and my apologies if it offends anyone, is the real definition of the critical path… the shortest route to the nearest bar. Yeah, I know its bad but it made me smile… the definition of PERT is even better but, alas, even I know when to stop!

    Regards

    David
    dbordoli@burofour.co.uk

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    James Williams ·
    I have heard of the 5 Ps (PPPPP)

    P#$! (rather than swearing, I suggest the word "very")
    Poor
    Planning
    Prevents
    Progress

    Have tried, but cant work the PERT one out !

    James
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    David Bordoli ·

    Smiles

    James...

    Sometimes I am embarrassed by my juvenile sense of humour...

    I think I misled you... the definition is of a PERT Chart, and pert is not an acronym in this instance!

    And I suppose I should come clean about my source, take a look here:

    Jokes and Stuff

    David
    dbordoli@burofour.co.uk

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