Name Your Own Porn Star

Galileo Mirtos

Galileo was a Beta fish our mother named Galileo. Mirtos was the street, spanish name for the aromatic plant Myrtus.

Mike, be real, at least give us a nickname of your own porn star, say; “deep-throat“, “the snake”, “sweet lips”, “lollipop”, “the abyss ” …

Best regards,
Rafael

Hi Rafael

I did audition for a porn film but I didn’t have a big enough part.

Best regards

Mike T.

If using today’s pet and street:

Lola Plaza

Mike

With these days medicine and technology nothing is impossible.. e.g. viagra, enlargement (breast & P@nis), operations, and even sex change!

you could still do it if you really want to..

Cheers..

Christian,

When Mike mentioned his small part he was referring to the time his character was to appear. He got me also; I had to edit my posting before someone else posted his.

He is a villain.


Best regards,
Rafael

Rafael

to late for me to edit my post now.. but thanks for letting me know.

Mike

my apologise for misunderstanding your post.

Cheers..

Hi Christian

This is what the trivia section is all about.

My present day name would be Oliver Trinity.

Best regards

Mike T.

Just for fun, roles were defined,

1.Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2. Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3. Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

4. Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and women are available.

5. Instrument Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6. Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is wrong.

7. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

8. Structural Engineering is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

9. Procurement buys condoms by mistake.

10. Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll
produce a child with zero resources.

11. Doc Control Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

12. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

13. Piping Designers don’t care...they just want the woman!!

Shahul,

Assign me a Piping Designer role.

LOL
Rafael

My current Porn star name would be Spartacus Saltcoats.

I like this.

SS

Mike

The name sounds like a jolly good fellow.. I expect something like "Mr. Gigolo"

Shahul

What about the Design Engineers, what roles do they have?

Hi De Vera

I am sorry i don’t know

Shahul,

The Design Engineer is the father of the baby.

Right Christian?

Best regards,
R. Catalan

R. Catalan

I don’t know either but you could be right!

Hey!

What about the Owner, seems like there is a threesome.

Best regards,
Rafael

Hi All

This is where family planning starts.

We planned the perfect family - Husband - Wife and 2.4 kids.
It was 3 kids until we got the rottweiller.

Best regards

Mike T.

Rafael

As we know Planning is one of the most important phase in a project.. so I suppose the more heads we use the better..

Cheers..

I got a problem with the frog, while laughing he moved.

Got to change frogs, he is in danger.

Hi Rafael

I think your frog just croaked.

Best regards

Mike T.

I believe Christian killed him.

My first Porn Star name was Dingo Copacabana

Today I have no pets and my house is not over a street ... so I can not be a pornstar at this time, but I can be a Design Engineer. I don’t care about any of your complaints, I want a brunette baby with blue eyes.

Best Regards,

Carlos (Formerly Dingo Copacabana)

Rafael

I believe the beloved frog was having a moment of sheer sensation, hence passing out and died due to Extreme Pleasure...

Mike

I guess this is why a german shepperd or retriever is a more preferred than a rottweiller...

Cheers!

Hi All

Poor frog - didn’t know whether he was coming or going.

Best regards Mike T.

Mike,

How much your rottweiller weights?

Best regards,
Rafael

How about Rikki Coronation?

Hi Dave

That is exactly how thistopic started - go look at thread #1.

Best regards

Bimbo Seaford.