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What She Wanted for Christmas

Mike TestroMember for 20 years 10 months
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Middle Aged Lady

Dear Santa - For christmas please bring me a Unicorn

Santa - Dear Lady please be more realistic.

OK Santa - Please bring me a boyfriend.

Santa - Hmmm ... What colur unicorn would you like.

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    Carmen Arape ·

    Being middle ageis about

     

    Being middle age

    is about realising

    you ha've lived most of your life.

    You do not have as  much time in front of you,

    as you have behind you.

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    Carmen Arape ·

    Middle aged gentleman, When

     

    Middle aged gentleman,

     

    When I was young

    I did stupid things because I didn't know any better.

    Now, I know better and do stupid things because

    I miss being young

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