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Best Christmas Cracker Joke Ever

Mike TestroMember for 20 years 10 months
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Hi all

This is the best Christmas Joke I ever got from a cracker.

How did Darth vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

He Felt His Presents.

Wow - Beat that if you can.

Best regards

Mike T.

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    Stephen Devaux ·
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    Good one, Mike.It's not

    Good one, Mike.

    It's not Christmas-y, but:

    Q: Why did the activity try on the Judy Garland outfit?

    A: Because it wanted to see its critical path drag.

    Q: Why didn't it buy it?

    A: Because of the drag cost.

    Merry Xmas.

    Steve the Bajan

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    Raymund de Laza ·
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    A very Merry Christmas to

    A very Merry Christmas to every one.
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