Reviewing Incoming Claims

Hi All

When reviewing an incoming claim at a table surrounded with potential clients I have often said something like:

(Spock Voice) "Its a claim Jim - but not as we know it"

"It reminds me of an Andersen Consulting document - Hans Christian that is"

"A few more characters and a bit more plot and we could submit it for the Booker Prize for Constructive Fiction"

"The numbers dance prettily - but not to any tune that I recognise"

"It would be more useful if they printed it on softer paper"

The mystery is that I still have some clients left.

Best regards

Mike Testro