The Necroplanicus-the Book of Dead Projects

An old friend enters the room but says nothing. Could this be the start of another Necroplanicus mystery?

Imminent, but something was missing.

No, he was spotted havin a wee dram on the corner but 10 minutes ago, it was someone else.

During the 17 months incubation period for morphing,decent reading material was in short supply. Imagine the joy of rediscovering that PP had stashed, concealed and stored NEC BODP for future generations of pre pubescent planners.
Where was the mad Frenchman? Sweaty Betty? Was it true they has met, married and made lots of baby planners or was she languishing in Torry Rig Blast Yard or getting help up at gun point in Rio for her luncheaon vouchers?
Still, time or google would tell. It always did.

Hi All

I have heard of Family Planning - is that where you get baby planners?

Best regards

Mike Testro

Spring is springing.
Will this mean a resurgence of life for Necroplanicus?
Will anybody tell Clive that Charlie has left Planning Planet?
Will the stars tremble in their courses etc. etc.?

Indeed former Necs were coming out of hybernation to find some Royal Ranters had been deposed. Still the PP trend setters for twittering (or is it tweeting)were virtually still on line and aligned.

And so the Necroplanicus, opened one eye, yawned, stretched, had a quick scratch and paused. Would the wake up continue into full alertness, or would it relax into slumber once more, its vibrant discussions of all things bizarre a fading memory.

With 10,398 hits (inclusive of replies/comments/rants/ meadnerings)and 22 pages long Larrys love child awaited fellow Necros to awaken from the almost dead.

Half awake from the half dead arcane thoughts drifted through what was left of his mind.

Could there have been doors in the gaps of stone circles if they had known about stone hinges?

Who knows? Who cares?

and another thing

Another thing? It most certainly was, but nobody was quite sure what, unless it was one of the unexplained phenomenon. But since no-one could explain them it was easier just to ignore them and put them down to the fact that the missing doors fron the stone circles had become unhinged.

Of course this was due to the fact that they opened outwards and were always being slammed by noisy, teenage druids on their way out to the nearest rave to score some illicit mistletoe. This did not, however, alter the fact that the missing doors improved the view from inside the circle but did make things rather draughty, all in all a small price to pay. But it did not answer the question where did the doors go?

It was a well known fact the Doors were inadvertantly blown off in N. Italy during a practice session only to re-emerge later as universally acclaimed rock band headed up by Jim Morrison.

It is a little known fact that the Doors were the first exponents of Garage music but they were changed by a large intake of mistletoe gin.

They spent most of their time between gigs pondering on imponderables such as:

How do you start a fat ladies singing contest?

What do have to do to lose a vote of No Confidence?

and whats more ...

With Susan Boyle getting more hits the "The Book" Fat Ladies of a certain undisclosed age were going to, at last, take over the Media. Still the only way to lose a "No Confidence Vote" was, obviously, to be VERY confident.